Why must talk shows go on and on about all the calories we ingest from Thanksgiving to New Years?
I mean, really, who cares?
If I want a cup of eggnog, I'm gonna drink the goddamn eggnog.
Do I drink eggnog at Easter? No. Do I drink eggnog at a Fourth of July picnic? Um, no. Then what difference does one little cup make in December?
Give me a break.
I don't want alternative ideas to eggnog like apple cider. If I wanted apple cider to begin with we wouldn't be having this conversation.
Do we go to four parties in the month of December, not including the actual holidays, and eat enough calories for twelve marines? Maybe...So one time a year we overindulge. Big deal.
Why must we eat carrot sticks and an apple before a holiday gathering, skip the yummy appetizers, and only drink one small glass of white wine (when we really want five) all because we feel we must do what the talk show nutritional "experts" say.
It's the holidays.
Live a little.
Now, give me a cup of eggnog.
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